One Giant Satire

upgraders:

*types boobies on calculator*
*jacks off*


mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

ruinedchildhood:

When bae hasn’t replied in 5 mins


lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery)


sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow