One Giant Satire

simmonnsfitz:

things i need

  • to live in new york city
  • unlimited money so i can see all the broadway shows i want
  • thats it
  • that’s literally all i need

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)


surprisebitch:

:(

REMEMBERING SOMETHING YOU HAD TO DO LAST SECOND

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(Source: yeigar)


canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me


tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

(Source: tanakas-moved)



Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue