One Giant Satire

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot


wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
my meals in the summer
  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil)


black-belt-in-origami:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)


smallpunk:

insects bug me

(Source: gingercutie)


nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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