One Giant Satire

suctioning:

postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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awesomephilia:

breaking news: ne ws

(Source: dutchster)


awesomephilia:

breaking news: ne ws

(Source: dutchster)


You cannot hurt yourself better,
you cannot starve yourself to happiness
and you will not find answers
in the destruction of yourself.


Taking yourself to pieces
will not make you whole
and hitting rock bottom
is not the only way up.

- N.J., I know you are hurting, but you don’t have to hurt yourself too. (via painstained-letters)

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