One Giant Satire
Things I will never understand:

makingupachangingmind:

copdoccubus:

People who called aborted fetuses “murder victims”, and then call children killed in drone strikes “collateral damage”.

Did you mean americans?


theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock


potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

image


gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

(Source: itonokogiris)


(Source: epic-vines)


Baby’s first words :)

memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)


fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words