One Giant Satire

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)


AUGUST HOROSCOPES

Leo, allow yourself to take up space.

Virgo, do not let others dim your light.

Libra, this will bring you strength.

Scorpio, be kinder than necessary.

Sagittarius, you owe love to yourself.

Capricorn, to hurt is to heal.

Aquarius, let this make you grow.

Pisces, your truth is important.

Aries, reflect on who you are and who you want to be.

Taurus, help the ones who need it.

Gemini, your work does not go unnoticed.

Cancer, the universe is thankful for you.
- AUGUST HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird (via wildfairys)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)


zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

garedontcare:

This is me so

(Source: lilylyi)


blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]


2dcc:

overbiters:

What does a white dick even look like

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